Open Letter to Edwards: Get Ready, They Will be Coming After You

If John Edwards does manage to win the Iowa caucus, as this blogger notes, he will face a nearly unprecedented fusillade of fire from the likes of Fox News, Republicans, and his Democratic rivals, including Clinton, Inc.

Chelsea Clinton to 9-yr Old Reporter: "I Don't Talk to The Press"

Well, this is just flat out weird and again provides us with an unflattering glimpse of the inner workings of Clinton, Inc. What is Chelsea, a robot? Why have her appear at campaign events if she's unable, unwilling, or being told not to talk to anyone? Bizarre.

Bloomberg Inches Closer to an Independent Run

He's one of the few people on the planet capable of writing a $1 billion check to finance his campaign, and has rock solid problem solving credentials in the public sector. If he does run, he is instantly credible.

The Latest From The Trail in Iowa

With Days Left To The Iowa Vote, Edwards Grabs Critical Momentum

As things stand now, I would be surprised if Edwards doesn't win in Iowa on January 3rd. If this happens, Hillary and Clinton, Inc. will throw the kitchen sink, plus tens of millions of dollars in a TV ad buy, at him in order to eliminate him come time for the New Hampshire primary the following week. Obama seems to be sinking.

Latest Poll Shows Dems Deadlocked in Iowa

With five days left, there's still plenty of time for one of the three to create separation among themselves: it's about precisely at this point four years ago that Dean began to implode and Kerry and Edwards began to skyrocket in Iowa. Importantly, this latest poll was taken before the Bhutto assassination--it's uncertain if or how that will affect the race.

Edwards: Last Two Dem Presidents Sound Like Me

In the waning days before the critically important Iowa Democratic caucus, the trial lawyer in John Edwards is coming out as he delivers the equivalent of a closing argument for his candidacy. Foremost to his case is his perceived 'electability' in a general election compared to Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama--something which polls actually bear out.

Ultimate Insult: Rivals Compare Huckabee to Clinton

Being compared to Bill Clinton if you're a Republican politician is a pretty low insult. Huckabee could expect it to happen though, because as it happens not only were they both governors of Arkansas, but they also were from the same tiny city of Hope.

Carla Bruni, Man Destroyer

I think Nicolas Sarkozy might be in over his head, after reading this article about his current flame Carla Bruni. If I were him, I'd certainly see to it that she is never, ever, introduced to Bill Clinton.

Arnie Sues W

I wonder if Arnie feels guilty for campaigning so much for W back in the 2004 election. His appearances with Bush very late in the election in Ohio, the state that ultimately decided the election, were crucial. Fast forward 7 years, and Schwarzenegger is now suing the Bush administration over environmental standards for California.

As usual, W is being stubborn on this issue, and probably really hasn't taken the time to understand it all that well. It's ironic that a supposed states rights, anti-federal government Republican like Bush would insist on shoving federal mandates down the throats of individual states, but not all that surprising.

One of the main reasons why this president has historically low approval ratings, and will no doubt go down as one of our nation's most inept presidents in history is that his rank stupidity, his sheer incompetence and bafflingly poor decision making cuts across all ideological and party lines.

Bill: Hillary's a "World Class Genius"

With comments like these, one is tempted to cut Al Gore a bit more slack regarding his widely panned decision to sideline Bill Clinton from campaigning for him back in 2000. Put simply, Bill Clinton is a media whore. He can't seem to grasp the fact that it's his wife, not him, who is running for president this time around.

Inside Sting and His Wife's Sex Themed Bedroom

Stories are always in the papers about Sting being in strip clubs, or at whore houses, etc. Now we get a peek into his bedroom: the guy clearly has an active libido.

Buzz Builds for Bloomberg/Hagel 2008 Independent Run

This would be a formidable ticket, but it all hinges on whether Bloomberg thinks it could work. He's not one to make silly business decisions, and he's told people if he did run, he'd be prepared to sink $1 BILLION of his own dough into the race.

FOX Attacks Edwards and Obama

Want to get under Bill O's skin? Vote for John Edwards.

TO to Jessica Simpson: Stay Away

Not that this is really any of his business or anything, to the best of my knowledge Tony Romo is a consenting adult and he can have pretty much anyone he wants attend one of his games. With T.O. now in the mix, this has certainly become a distraction for the Cowboys, and it comes at a most inopportune time as the playoffs quickly approach.

Giant Rat Found in 'Lost World'

Who would have thunk that undiscovered places on planet earth still existed in this day and age? These scientists no doubt faced an ethical dilemma: now that they've exposed to the rest of mankind where this place is and how incredibly rare the wildlife findings are, every Tom, Dick, and Harry wealthy tourist will want to visit for themselves, thereby ensuring destruction of perhaps the planet's final, pristine, human-free zone.

The GOP Will Destroy Huckabee

Mike Huckabee, prepare to be slimed. You can already see it happening, similarly to the way it went down with McCain in 2000. Here Rush Limbaugh educates one of his legions of 'dittoheads' against supporting Huckabee, earlier in the week we had Drudge slamming him, calling him an 'easy kill' for the Democrats. You see, when push comes to shove, Republican primary voters do what they are told, especially down south in places like South Carolina. My guess is that the GOP hierarchy (Limbaugh, Drudge, Rove, etc.) will eventually get over the Morman thing and coalesce around Romney. To get to that point, Huckabee must be destroyed first, and it won't be pretty. Think John McCain in South Carolina in 2000.

Yepsen: Don't Count out Edwards or Thompson in Iowa

When David Yepsen talks Iowa politics, people listen. He is the dean of political journalists in the Hawkeye state and is generally regarded as the state's keenest political observer. He's been following and reporting on elections there since the mid-70's. I don't know about Thompson, but I do think it's likely Edwards will come out on top once the votes are counted....

David Gregory of NBC Gets Into Debate with Talking-Point Robot

This is pretty funny stuff and provides a perfect example of what is wrong with the Hillary campaign: awash in cash and thick with layers of high paid consultants, the candidate herself is afraid of saying anything at all that might perceived as being 'off message'. Gee Hillary, I wonder why people don't like you and find you stiff, wooden, and calculating!

Limbaugh: Will America Elect an Aging Woman President?

Drudge raised eyebrows by having the picture to the right of Hillary splashed in a big way on the top of his website yesterday under the headline: "The Toll of a Campaign" and Limbaugh naturally teamed up to raise the question of Hillary's looks on his radio show later on. A coordinated right-wing smear, the issue deserves attention nonetheless. It is a fact of life that looks are simply crucial in today's image obsessed American culture. John McCain and Fred Thompson on the Republican side look terrible, they are both wrinkled and look to be about 95yrs old each. Mitt Romney, on the other hand, looks like superman. Obama's fresh looking and virile, Edwards, too looks young and vibrant. Hillary? You make the call....

Sarkozy's New Squeeze

Boy this didn't take long, did it?? Pictures here:

Lieberman to Endorse McCain for President

Lieberman is clearly still irked over losing the Connecticut Democratic primary back in the summer of 2006. If McCain were to somehow defy all the odds and get the Republican nomination, Lieberman would seem to be an obvious choice as VP on his ticket.

Romo Bombs as Jessica Simpson Looks On

Having his superstar girlfriend shown in front of a billion people on the Jumbo tron every few minutes clearly didn't help Tony Romo yesterday as the Cowboys lost to the Eagles and Romo himself had an abysmal game.

Google Knol to Take on Wikipedia?

The latest step in Google's push to literally dominate the Internet....

Sorry Bill, You're Not Running, Your Wife Is

British Diplomat: Bush Was Drunk in 2002

Well this certainly would be big news, indeed it would truly be fascinating if our president, supposedly a teetotaler for more than two decades, was really a closet drunk. I've often felt the guy needed a stiff drink or two to bring him to his senses....

Swedish Woman Catches Fire Durring Hemmoroid Surgery

All in all it seems like this was a pretty bad day for this lady...Sorry, no pictures available!

Drudge, Limbaugh, Looking to Take Huckabee Down

Both Drudge and Limbaugh appear to be actively working to torpedo a potential Huckabee win in Iowa, which would then give him great momentum towards winning the Republican nomination. Drudge and Limbaugh are the #1 and #2 most powerful Republican opinion shapers, and Drudge is clearly in the tank for Mitt Romney. Huckabee raised taxes a few times as governor of Arkansas and has had the audacity to suggest that the middle class in America has been suffering: both things which make him persona non grata among many Republican elites like Drudge and Limbaugh...

Man Bites Dog, Gets Rabies

Something tells me this guy wasn't studying Einstein's theory of relativity before this happened. I also doubt very much that he's employed as a rocket scientist....

Porn Star Donating Used Fake Tits To Charity

This is no doubt done in part to increase her name recognition and to get herself in the news--with the rise of free porn on the Internet, via sites like Youporn and Pornotube, the industry as a whole has begun to really struggle. It boggles the mind that her used fake tits have been bid up to over $15k on Ebay, though.

ALL RIPPER PORNO COVERAGE HERE

Ron Paul: Global Warming is Overblown

electionspeak.com — Responding to a question, Ron Paul says he believes the issue of global warming has been overblown.

Is Tony Parker Cheating on Eva Already?

It seems like the French chick making the accusation, Alexandra Paressant, is a certified whack job so who knows if this is true or not, but you know about the old saying of where there's smoke....Anyway, the news surely won't make Eva Longoria happy....

Study: Fat People More Likely to Have Bad Breath

As mentioned in this article, the thing about bad breath is that it's impossible for people to know whether they have bad breath or not--which makes the affliction truly devious. Now that I think about it, though, it does seem like fat people do tend to have bad breath....

Thousands Strip for UCLA Undie Run

Ahhh, the joys of youth......

Coming: The Ron Paul Blimp

Say what you want about the guy, but his campaign for president is clearly flush with cash, which enables it to pull a garish stunt like hiring a giant blimp to advertise.

Japanese Scientists Create Fearless Mice

This is actually quite interesting. Imagine what engineering this type of science could do for the human race. The fearless soldier? Something tells me Dick Cheney is already working on this....

Girls Rock NYC Subway with Poll Dance Performances

LINK TO STORY HERE

Man Nearly Kills Himself Guzzling Liter of Vodka in Airport Line

Airports and air travel in general does blow in a big way these days, but even so I think this guy takes things a bit too far.

New, Longer Hummer Under Development....Just What The World Needs!

I'm glad the good people over at General Motors have their priorities in line and are focusing on all the right things....Gee, ever wonder why American automotive companies are business laughingstocks and are on the verge of becoming extinct??

Sweet Move in Wheelbarrow Race

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Speaker Pelosi Buys $16K Worth of Flowers

I don't care what the reasons or explanations are, this shows a fundamental lack of good judgement on Speaker Pelosi's part.

Hillary Gets Dirty With Obama: Campaign Questions Prior Drug Use

Don't believe a second of this nonsense that this wasn't a carefully planned attack by Clinton, Inc. Senior staffers don't excuse themselves to go the restroom without approval, let alone raise questions to a major national media outlet about their top rival's teen drug use. The unspoken truth in politics is that attacks like these work more often than not, however with Hillary it's slightly different. So many people find her calculating and unlikeable in the first place, that attacks of this nature have the possibility of driving up her already extremely high negative ratings.

Talking Jesus Doll Flies Off Wal-Mart Shelves

Hopefully these things aren't being made in China....

Hypocrite: UN Chief Moon Jets Across The Globe to See Concert

It's hard to remain credible on global warming when doing stuff like this: you'd hope the UN Secretary General would have more common sense than this....

Porno Wars: Vivid Files Lawsuit Against Pornotube

A 15% drop in revenues last year, a number that promises to be a drop in the bucket compared to future losses due to the advent of free porn on websites like Pornotube.com and Youporn.com, no doubt caused Vivid to file this lawsuit. Up until very recently porn DVD's and streaming pay-per-view online porn were the way to go for people looking for their porn fix. The game has changed quickly, though, as Pornotube and Youporn have come on to the scene and taken the industry by storm with their free porn video delivery.

Inventor of Commodore 64 Computer Celebrates 25 yr Anniversary

Back in the early 80's these computers were big deals. Looking back, the Commodore 64 literally was the first time I had heard of the term 'personal computer'. As they say, the rest is history. That this guy still plays Pac Man on his machine, 25 years later, is a testament to the product's quality engineering.

Study: Eating Processed Meat Leads to Higher Rates of Cancer, Death

Seems straightforward enough: eat high amounts of processed meats like bacon and ham? Ok, well then you've just meaningfully increased the odds of becoming afflicted with some horrendously awful disease like colorectal cancer and dying a miserable, painful death. The thing is that stuff tastes so good though! Life.....

Bill Clinton Heckled by Man Dressed as Robot in New Hampshire

"Bill Clinton, I want you to apologize to Sister Souljah," the man yelled in a robot-like voice. "Robots of the world want you to apologize to Sister Souljah. We want you to apologize."

Nightmare: Scottish Man Locked in Shitter for Four Days

This seems truly bizarre, and one would think the guy clearly isn't very strong. I guess there are worse places to be stuck though...

Bubba: I Told Hillary to Dump Me

You just know Bill Clinton is dying to be out there running for president again himself, so he's basically sort of pseudo-running through his wife Hillary. The problem is, Hillary isn't Bill. She's not even close.

Model Naomi Campbell Mugged at Led Zeppelin Concert

I mean I guess you hate for something like this to happen, but if it were ok for it to happen at all, you'd want it to happen to someone like Naomi Campbell, who has made it a habit to slap around, throw cell phones at, and publicly berate her maids and servants. Seems like this Zeppelin concert in London was the place to be at last night....

Quiet Riot Singer Died of Coke Overdose

Vegas....80's hair band rock and roller, mysterious sudden death....I guess this finding shouldn't come as much of a shocker except that in the immediate aftermath of his death all of his friends were claiming the dude was basically a tee-totaller....Anyway, cocaine overdoses are rare, this guy must have been on a Al Pacino in 'Scarface' type binge or something...

Gore Doesn't Rule Out Future Run

One really has to wonder why he decided to sit out this current election. It's important to remember, however, that at age 59 he's still relatively young and could conceivably run at any point over the next two decades.

War Maniac Bolton Criticizes Iran Intelligence Report

It's important to remember that, amazingly, this guy was George W. Bush's appointee to be ambassador to the United Nations of all places in what really was a sick joke. Like other rabid , war mongering neocons, John Bolton never ever served in the military--yet his lust for bombing, invasions, etc. is seemingly insatiable. Indeed his hawkish, bomb first then ask questions dogma was developed within the safe, ivy-covered walls of Yale. Gee, can anyone connect those two dots??

Taxpayer/Mistress Questions While NYC Mayor Continue to Dog Giuliani

It's becoming clearer and clearer that while he was dating then mistress Judy Nathan, the then still married Rudy Giuliani used New York City taxpayer money as a personal piggy bank for police escorts of Nathan, jaunts to the Hamptons, etc. In a Republican nomination battle that has thus far focuses largely on religion--ie who's a better Christian, he's a Mormon therefore unfit, etc. this mistress stuff really looks awful for Rudy and comes at the most inopportune of times.

Britney Threatens to Release Paris Hilton Lesbian Footage

Read all about these two blonde bimbos apparent recent falling out here....

Coming: Internet Access on Commercial Flights

Judging from this article it looks like at first the services will be choppy at best, but you can bet it will get better very quickly as more and more companies vie for the business and the technology improves. It will also surely put a premium on people having smaller, lighter laptops.

Amazon Takes On Itunes: To Give Away 1 Billion Free Songs During Superbowl

Experts say that Amazon.com is probably the only company that can break what has been Apple's Itunes stranglehold and near monopoly on the music downloading business. Crucially, Amazon's downloads will be in MP3 format and therefore unprotected, unlike Itunes. Their introduction to the US market will come during a splashy ad compaign with Pepsi during this year's Super Bowl. On the surface, it appears that this could possibly be the long awaited Itunes killer.

Kiwi Beckham Freaks Sell Half-Eaten Corn, French Fry on Web

The most amazing thing about this story is that there have actually been bids on the french fry.