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Wednesday, January 07, 2009

Dirtbag Madoff Busted Trying to Save Jewelry

This guy's balls are not only like shot puts, they are a combination of brass and titanium shot puts.

I guess I should cease being shocked about anything additional that I read about this story, but that hasn't happened yet.

My jaw continues to hit the ground every time I try to ponder the scope of a $50 billion thievery.

And, by the way, WHY THE FUCK ISN'T THIS GUY IN JAIL??

They fucking arrest and throw people in the clink for stealing cans of tuna fish from Wal-Mart's in Alabama for Christ's sake!!

2 comments:

Josh said...

or potato chips

Austin Vegas said...

I bet this is really going to help his insanity plea... I mean all crazy people consciously try to save their Tiffany's heirlooms.