Facebook is Gay

There. I said it. Like billions of other people these days I've given strong consideration to joining the Facebook craze, but after carefully thinking about it I've decided that it's gay, and I won't join.

This article in today's New York Times has only reinforced my decision. 'Friending' someone? 'Unfriending' someone? Give me a fucking break. What is this, high school? How fucking gay.

This isn't a diatribe against homosexuals--far from it. I mean 'gay' only as in sissy-like. Effeminate.

As a matter of fact, the only reason why I can see a heterosexual male joining Facebook would be to look up old girlfriends or high school chicks for the purpose of banging them. That's it.

For jobs, there's LinkedIn, for pictures there's Flikr, for news there's everything. Facebook is a fad that will pass. Plus, it's gay.