Ripper's Around The Horn

In a fitting end to his disastrous presidency, W awarded America's highest civilian honor the Presidential Medal of Freedom to three of the ex foreign leaders who kissed and licked his ass the most: British poodle Tony Blair, Australia's version of Dick Cheney John Howard, and Columbia's Alvaro Uribe.

From the Impossible to Fathom file, a judge ruled that the biggest crook in planet history, Bernard Madoff, can remain free on bail to enjoy his Manhattan luxury apartment while he awaits trial. Keep in mind poor people get arrested in places like Alabama and Mississippi for stealing a can of tuna fish from a Wal-Mart....

In a poignant story, former Bill Clinton aide Lanny Davis bids adieu to George W. Bush the man, not the presidency. It's fits my theory that W. isn't necessarily a 'bad' person, just spoiled, stubborn, lazy, and dumb.

Hilariously, Louisiana Republican Senator David Vitter--who was recently busted fucking a New Orleans based whore, began questioning Hillary Clinton's ethics in her nomination to become Secretary of State yesterday.

The New York Times' Frank Rich is America's preeminent political columnist. Number two is not even close. Read his latest, Eight Years of Madoffs here

From the planet Zulu/parallel universe department comes news of Sarah Palin complaining about her coverage by the media during last year's election. Has the Republican party ever been as pathetic and beaten down as it is today? Is Sarah Palin really the best they can come up with??

Speaking of Sarah Palin, it seems that John McCain's daughter Meghan isn't much of a fan of the Alaskan governor....

Condi Rice, who has been has ineffective and useless as tits on a bull as Secretary of State, was fittingly humiliated by her boss in her final days on the job. History will not be kind to Bush II's foreign policy team.....Abominable.