Would Jesus Bomb Iran?

Conservatives smell blood. They are falling all over themselves claiming Obama is some naive, kumbaya singing, soft "Give Peace a Chance" liberal.

They are calling him the second coming of Jimmy Carter. A guy who the Russians, Venezuelans, North Koreans, and of course the Iranians can play like a tool.

As those countries busy themselves with the work of plotting to destroy America and take over the world, Obama sits cross legged with his peace pipe in hand, weakly asking these rogue nations to 'talk' with America.

Obama--you weakling fool, don't you know the only answer is to bomb these guys back into the stone ages!! CAN'T YOU SEE THAT THAT'S WHAT WORKED SO SWIMMINGLY IN IRAQ AND IRAN??!!!

The vast majority of these violent folks, are (or claim to be, at least), of course, bible thumping Christians...

My question to them is, what on earth ever happened to the peace loving Jesus that I was taught about in religion class? You know, the guy who taught us to 'turn the other cheek', and to forgive our enemies 7 times 77 times??

Would Jesus bomb Iran?