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Sunday, May 31, 2009

Saudi Government Beheads, Then Crucifies Convict


Iran?  North Korea??  Maybe Cuba???

Nope.....It's none other than the great ally of the United States, Saudi Arabia!

America's insatiable thirst for oil makes for strange bedfellows.  

I dare ask:  Was it really necessary to crucify the headless body?

Saturday, May 30, 2009

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Supreme Court Nominee Sotomayor: Republicans Have No Chance

It's no secret that Hispanics and immigrant groups of all kinds have left the Republican party in droves over the past two national elections, a product of both the party's anti-immigration stance and the fact that xenophobic, Lilly white freaks like Rush Limbaugh seem to run the party.

The party also faces a widening gender gap, with women voting by a wide majority for Obama in last November's election. Remember, Hillary Clinton nearly won the Democratic nomination and millions of moderate women supported her.

Obama in a very savvy move checked both of those boxes in picking Sonia Sotomayor as his Supreme Court nominee. 

It would be a nihilistic exercise in self flagellation/self destruction for Republicans in Congress to listen to the extreme right wing of their base and oppose her.

Could they possibly be so tone deaf, stupid, scared of Rush Limbaugh, and seemingly ignorant of the electoral consequences of their actions?

Yes.

Passer-by pushes suicide jumper

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Video: Cheney versus Powell for Future of GOP

North Korea Nuke Test: Who Cares?

The frenzied media mania that follows every nuclear test blast these days never fails to surprise me, most recently the reaction yesterday to North Korea's underground explosion.

Don't people realize that North Korea is a poor, sparsely populated country that WOULD BE IMMEDIATELY EXTERMINATED if they actually launched a feeble nuclear attack on another country?  

I mean, nuclear weaponry is what, a 60 or 70 year old technology anyway, right?  It's only a matter of time before virtually every meaningful nation becomes a nuclear power...

And you know what?

It might just make the world a safer place for all of us.

Friday, May 22, 2009

Steele Strikes Again: Obama ‘Was Not Vetted Because The Press Fell In Love With The Black Man Running For The Office’

Michael Steele is the biggest moron to take to the national political stage since, well....Sarah Palin a few months ago...


Cheney v. Obama Duel: Jon Stewart Reports

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Into The GOP Leadership Void Steps.....Dick Cheney?

Give Dick Cheney credit.  He might be completely, utterly clueless politically--indeed he finished up his term as the least popular VP in American history; and he may have bizarre, radical right wing beliefs, but the guy is consistent and he is still in the ring.

I was about to write that he was brave, but then I remembered he got 5 deferments to duck out of service in Vietnam when his country called on him.  

But trying to go head to head with the immensely popular Barack Obama is a counterproductive exercise in Republican political suicide.

The tactic is consistent, however, with the GOP's recent strategy of political nihilism.  With Rush Limbaugh, Dick Cheney, Michael Steele, and Sarah Palin seemingly competing to see who can be most successful in scaring away moderate American voters and cement the party's status as a permanent minority....

Ronald Reagan, where are you?

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Yes! I Can Now Carry My Loaded Gun Into Public Parks!!

Finally--I feel free now!! Way to go Congress!!

You know, you never know when you'll need to kill, paralyze, or maim a fellow park goer, perhaps while bird watching, hiking or fishing or something...

Now I can bring my loaded Glock on the next peaceful nature hike with the family!!

Of all the asinine, useless, ideological nonsense our federal Congress has engaged in in its 230 plus history, this has got to be near the top of the list...

Ever want to know what things freak right wing Republicans are focused on?  Health care?  The environment?  The economy?  No, loaded guns in national parks....

Amazing.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Video: Jon Stewart Reports on Guantanamo Bay

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"Fuck You"--Ruth Madoff to ABC Reporter

She utters the words quickly, as she enters the cab at the end of this video....

What a bitch.  She and her hubby steal an astonishing $65 billion from people, and she doesn't show the slightest bit of remorse...

ENTIRE RIPPER MADOFF COVERAGE HERE

Many more people will be in the clink before l'Affair Madoff is finally closed.  Impossible to think one person did everything...

Michael Steele is a Trainwreck

I didn't think it would ever be possible, but Michael Steele has passed Sarah Palin as the biggest Republican laughingstock/horse's ass on the planet.

As reported in today's Washington Post, every time this guy opens his mouth he says something stupid.  The guy is a boob.  A clusterfuck.  An embarrassment.  


My question is, how on God's green earth did Republican leaders elect this guy as their party's chairmen?  Were they drunk at the time?  Were they doing whippets before the vote?  Stoned, perhaps??

Whatever the cause, Steele's days have got to be numbered as chairman.  It would now be an act of sympathy to put an end to his misery....

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Florida Woman Busted at 7-11 With Sausage in Pants


I mean I know times are tough and the economy is in the tank and all, but come on sister!

Oh yeah, and at the end of the story it mentions she was also busted with a crystal meth pipe...

What are the odds that this chick lives in a trailer park?

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Sarkozy Doesn't Want Bruni Anywhere Near Jagger

As reported in this interesting tidbit.  

This is probably a good idea Nicolas: your new bride has proven to be completely bereft of morals with regards to her relationships in the past (including starting to bang Jagger while she was Eric Clapton's girlfriend, etc. etc.), and, well Mick really doesn't have the reputation as being a saint, either....

Me thinks that the Sarkozy/Bruni marriage will invariably end up in divorce....After all, you can't change the spots on a leopard!

Monday, May 18, 2009

Slides Show How Rumsfeld Manipulated W on Iraq

The Bush administration has only been gone for about three months now, but it seems much longer than that. 

From recent revelations about systemic, brutal, state sponsored American torture, to the simmering disaster that the American economy was left in, it's becoming increasingly clear that history books will look at the eight years of the Bush Jr. regime as a dark, backward period in America.

Don't underestimate the influence of Donald Rumsfeld in what became an unmitigated disaster of a presidency--a presidency that moved America back decades if not centuries in terms of world opinion.

We all know that W thought that God spoke directly to him--a terrifying notion for the president of the United States to actually believe.  Indeed he's claimed that God Himself green-lighted the invasion of Iraq.

We also know that none other than Henry Kissinger called Donald Rumsfeld "the most ruthless man" he had ever met.  Keep in mind Kissinger served Nixon during Vietnam and met with dozens of despots, thugs, and liars both inside and out of the American government during his service.

Now check out these slides that have recently surfaced from GQ magazine produced by Rummy's Pentagon right after the invasion of Iraq, delivered directly to the impressionable boy-emperor W by the Robespierre like Rumsfeld himself, daily.

Of all the disastrous decisions made by Bush Jr. during his failed presidency--and there literally were thousands of them, starting with naming Dick Cheney as his VP--appointing Rumsfeld as Secretary of Defense, in a surprise move made on December 29, 2000, shortly after the Supreme Court had ruled on Bush v. Gore, was, in my opinion, the worst.

Take a look at the picture on the right taken from the mid-70's when both Cheney and Rumsfeld served in the Ford administration.  In a lot of ways, it sums up the presidency of George W. Bush nearly three decades later.  Imagine a toddler down there at their knees.

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Jon Huntsman: Rising GOP Star

Remember, the elder George Bush was ambassador to China before becoming president later on in his career.  Keep your eye on Huntsman--obviously not for 2012 but perhaps four years later.  The guy represents the future of the Republic party: a non-ideological, moderate problem solver in the mold of Charlie Crist and Arnold Schwarzenegger. Watch the video below closely. You could be watching a future president.

Friday, May 15, 2009

Gore Blasts Cheney

Cheney is, admittedly a huge, fat, easy target these days but the thing is he keeps exacerbating things by opening his mouth and criticizing the new Obama administration.

Here even former VP AL Gore calls on him to get some class and keep his pie hole shut...

Al Gore: last Democratic Vice President.  Dick Cheney: last Republican Vice President....

Need I say more??

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Coming: The Sarah Palin Memoirs?

Good heavans, what will this be, a coloring book?

One of those kids pop-out books?

A scratch and sniff book with no words??

Let's be serious here for a second:  There is a 0% chance Sarah Palin will actually write this...

The woman is borderline illiterate....

Millions and millions of Americans would have had her one heartbeat away from the presidency...

Terrifying.


Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Limbaugh agrees with Sessions: Obama’s ‘objective is unemployment.’

Story here...

And he's a Socialist communist who was really born in North Korea!

And he can't speak without a teleprompter!!

Ane he's a Muslim terrorist lover!!!

And Michelle wears $500 combat boots to church!


Friday, May 08, 2009

YouTube: Arnie--Let's Discuss Weed Legalization


Cheney to GOP: Don't Moderate

Minor Ripper might not be a political genius...

But he can say, definitively...

that if the GOP wants to ever regain majorities...

Spitzer Returns

Love him or hate him, the guy's been pretty spot on with regards to Wall Street's excesses.  You've got to think the guy's stopped banging whores.  For the time being, anyway...

The below is from his yesterday appearance on CNBC's "Squak Box"...
"What we have seen is a breakdown of capitalism," Spitzer said in a live interview on CNBC. "We have seen a libertarianism driven by Alan Greenspan's worldview that was absolutely destructive to the life-savings of middle-class Americans. The Fed has been sliding [money] into these banks through hidden mechanisms, lowering interest rates, this notion of converting the common stock…It is the same scam continuing—and this should not continue."

Spitzer criticized the bank stress tests and said the middle class will suffer the most as a result. He said that without any change in bank behaviors, the banking crisis would only continue to persist and grow.

YouTube: Charlie's Angels Opening (1976--First Episode)

Word has it that Farrah Fawcett is about to die, which is sad...the video below is classic--

Wednesday, May 06, 2009

Video: Madoff's Secretary of 25 Years Speaks to Vanity Fair

THIS VIDEO IS A MUST SEE!!
“Bernie was irresistible to women” and “had a roving eye.” Squillari once caught him perusing the escort ads in the back of a magazine, and he frequently visited massage parlors. “Once, I looked in his address book and found, under M, about a dozen phone numbers for his masseuses. ‘If you ever lose your address book and somebody finds it, they’re going to think you’re a pervert,’ I said.”

Powell Blasts Limbaugh


"I think what Rush does as an entertainer diminishes the party and intrudes or inserts into our public life a kind of nastiness that we would be better to do without," Powell said.
Read more on story here....



Entire Minor Ripper Rush Limbaugh coverage here...

Ripper Colin Powell coverage here!!

Tuesday, May 05, 2009

YouTube: Chris Matthews Engages GOP Congressman Mike Pence on Evolution

John Edwards, Dirtbag

Narcissist and dirtbag, I should add...

All I can say is that it takes a tremendous, tremendous ego to cheat on your wife who is dying of cancer, impregnate the woman you're having the affair with, then still decide to run for president!!


The amount of arrogance and selfishness needed to do shit like that is nothing short of breathtaking.

Luckily, Democratic primary voters saw through his chameleon like persona...

Carville: Republicans Set for 40 Years in The Wilderness

Carville's new book "40 More Years: How the Democrats Will Rule the Next Generation," promises to be a must read if you're a Democrat, and a must not read under any circumstances if you're a Republican....

Basically, the Republican party has become increasingly dependent on white Christian voters for votes, but the number of white Christian voters in America is dwindling due to massive demographic changes going on in America.

If Republicans were to try and moderate some of their divisive right wing issues like abortion and gay marriage, they would lose what remains of their 'base'--these very same largely southern, religious conservative voters--which would instantly devastate the party electorally.

The problem, indeed, seems nearly intractable....



Monday, May 04, 2009

Pearls of Wisdom from Joe the Plumber: "I would never let queers near my children"

It speaks volumes that this guy is a major representative of today's GOP...

I don't think many people would let their kids get near you, either, Joe--

No Joke: Republicans Turn to Bush Administration for help with Message


“Reuniting the Bush operation is like making a sequel to a very bad movie. House Republicans are better off staying home, watching soaps and coming up with new ideas for their out-of-touch party,” said Doug Thornell, spokesman for Rep. Chris Van Hollen (D-Md.).
Uh yeah...if you're a member of the Republican party and you're planning on attending this conference, I really can't think of a way you could more waste your time.  

You'd be better off watching paint dry for 48 consecutive hours.

I mean, who on God's green earth thought this would be a good idea for Republicans?  Sarah Palin?  Michael Steele?

Good grief!!


Sunday, May 03, 2009

The National Council for a New America: The GOP's Latest Rebranding Effort

This actually has a chance of working, somewhat anyway, because Jeb Bush, Eric Cantor, and Mitt Romney are actually competent--unlike most other prominent Republicans (Steele,Palin,Gingrich,Limbaugh)these days....