Wingnut Freak Arrested After Threatening to Kill Senator

America is undergoing one of its periodic really weird times: millions of white middle aged losers are having their very brains rot between their ears by listening to Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, etc.

They claim the country is turning 'Communist' or 'Nazi' or 'Socialist' but they literally haven't the faintest clue what any of those words mean...they are just angry.

Angry because they are out of work or can't buy as much useless junk at Wal Mart anymore.  They are worried that they are losing 'their' America--a vague dream of what they feel like their country once was, and what it should be like.

After all, a Goddamn black man is in the Oval Office....

Somewhere, Timothy McVeigh is smiling.