Explosive New Gore Sex Scandal Allegation

Bizarrely, The National Enquirer has become the paper of record on these types of things--remember it was them who exposed the John Edwards affair/love child ordeal a few years back...

But Al Gore?  Man you really can't judge a book by its cover, can you?

AND HOW MANY POWERFUL MEN THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE BEEN BROUGHT DOWN IN FLAMES BY FOLLOWING THEIR STIFF PRICKS INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC??!


I can't wait to have a look at this chick--you know the pictures/facebook profile, etc. are coming ala Elliot Spitzer and his whore.

Portland masseuse?  Probably one hot piece of ass--